Things Nick Doesn't Like: Issue 1

This is the start of a never-ending series on stuff that really just annoys me! It's all stuff and will never be attacking a person or system of beliefs. Feel free to debate anything I don't like!

• Yogurt Cups. Why the heck to they have to be so tiny? They're 80 cents for like 3 spoonfuls! Especially kids yogurt; if you are a parent, never buy your child Trix yogurt! That's money in the garbage! Also, what is up with the ones that have whole chunks of fruit in them? It's never fresh fruit either. There's always that one strawberry string that you bite into and it gets all in your teeth and stuff, really bothersome!

• Texting. I don't know if it's the cell phone companies fault or what, but it's always the worst thing ever when someone sends you a message saying 'Hey' and you respond, but they don't. It makes me wonder; why do you say hey if you can't talk? And sometimes, you'll say bye to someone, and can't talk anymore, yet they always have to text 'Bye!', causing your phone to get taken in class. Darn. Or they do like my cousin and when I say 'I can't text; I'm sleeping!', they respond the only way they know how; sending you six messages wanting to talk anyways!

• Mayonnaise. Fat Free mayonnaise is not mayonnaise! It's cheap glue!

• Socks. I always get judged for this one, but am I the only one who wants to see socks die? There are always so many problems with them! Especially when it's 11 o' clock at night, and you go to take out the trash, not realizing that the ground outside is wet, and your socks get that gross wet feeling! Also, when you are trying to rush in the morning; which is the worse time for socks! You could have 30 minutes before you have to leave, and find every single pair of socks you own in 2 minutes. Yet when you are in a hurry, you can never find any matching!

• Public Bathrooms. It seems like they just keep getting dirtier and dirtier. I walked into Lowe's with my mom the other day and saw something that no human should see, sitting on the toilet seat. I'm not kidding, who misses the toilet that bad!?! It's a large hole that your butt is directly on; it's almost impossible to miss. Also, to steal a page from Dane Cook's playbook, why are bathroom floors always wet? There is always a puddle of, what I hope to the good Lord is water, directly in the middle of the bathroom. Seriously, that's gross! How hard is it to go to the bathroom, wash your hands, and leave?